There's a special place in hell

Kinja'd!!! "The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123)
02/27/2015 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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for the jerkasses who use the merging lane to pass during traffic hours. Jerks... Think they're special.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/27/2015 at 23:36

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Also those that won't move to the empty for a mile left lane, for merging traffic. Justice happened today though. I had to brake at the end of the exit, which is a pain in the ass for me, since my 4Runner is 17 sec to 60 slow. When I made it on to the interstate, they got trapped behind an 18 wheeler, that was losing it's tire, and couldn't pass him until I got by. Which took a while.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/27/2015 at 23:42

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you gotta play defense and block the lane


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/27/2015 at 23:43

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I like being the asshole who goes super slow down merging lanes, then speeds up to the speed limit in the last ten feet, screwing the people behind me driving cars slower then a 350Z ;D ..I really shouldn't do that, karma will come back at me when I'm in my pickup or Beetle, or a UPS truck... wow I drive a lot of slow cars..


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/28/2015 at 00:16

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I have come to expect a few things while driving in traffic. Using the merge/entry/exit only lane to pass is bullshit, it doesn't often happen around here.

I do believe that you have the right to use up the entire merge lane, even in heavy traffic, if you are entering the highway. I tend to merge asap.

I'll also block as I can unless they are using there signaling apparatus. Then I'm ok with it. But only 1 car at a time. The zipper effect.

I'm either driving a tiny metro hatch or 16' box truck. I give myself braking distance which usually gets taken up by people cutting in.

People are dumb. I am not saying I'm better, just smarter.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/28/2015 at 00:22

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how about those who speed down the bus lane? That just aggravated me the past couple days. Caught like 5 people on camera.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/28/2015 at 00:24

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if I'm in the uplander (work van ) I'll turn my amber strobe on an drive maybe a quarter in my lane and 3/4 in the merge lane.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/28/2015 at 19:47

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B, but Matt some folks have stuff to do. We all can't "cruise" down the boulevard.

Maybe that person had to go to the bathroom really bad. :P